| Oh! Oh! This story is so good, it must be fattening! |
| So broccoli, mother says your good for me, but I'm afraid I'm not good for you! |
| Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny! |
| I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction! |
| Victory is mine! |
| HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first HA. |
| You look like Snoopy and it makes me smile. |
| Can I count to three?!? For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level! |
| For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny! |
| Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. |
| What are these? Pancakes? Oh oh, these are delectable. Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you! |
| We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories. |
| Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight! |
| Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. |
| It's not that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. |
| Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. |
| Who the hell do you think you are? |
| Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do. |
| You must be hearing things, go to sleep crazy lady. |
| Can I tie you to a stick and use you as a flag? |
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