| People like you are the reason we have middle fingers |
| Team effort: Lots of people doing what I say. |
| I run with scissors... makes me feel dangerous! |
| You can't buy HAPPINESS but you can buy ICE CREAM... that's close enough right? |
| What did 50 Cent say to his friend when he knitted him a scarf? "G-Unit?" |
| I'm happy, don't ruin it by talking to me. |
| Real life needs a search function... I need my socks. |
| Cool thing about MSN is that people can't tell if you're talking to them naked. |
| I visit my friends' houses with the sole intention of eating their food. |
| Spelling tootors kneaded |
| Got Milk? WHAT? Are You Poor or Something? |
| Some people say your pretty, some people say your ugly but I think ur pretty ugly |
| If you can't laugh at yourself I will happily do it for you! |
| If homework is work, when do I get paid? |
| How do you cut a sea in half? but using a sea-saw! |
| Why did the car cross the road? because the chicken was inside it! |
| Don't do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics! |
| Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. |
| Your so ugly, when you enter the bank, they turn off the camera's |
| There are the Unlucky, and then there are your parents |
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